Saturday, March 19, 2005

Frustrated Troubles and Troubled Frustrations

Today I am frustrated, I don't know why. So, I'm going to trouble you. Oh, yes I'm talking to you. Here's a "short" write-up about the deep rooted relationships that exist between "frustration" and "trouble".

a) The Viscious Cycle :
Trouble when recieved as a gift can be deadly. They do not come with any statutory warning - "Trouble is injurious to health". As the burden of trouble actually increases, the frustration increases in a proportionate manner. However the curve followed is generally analogous to the stress-strain curve and there exists a finite point at which a person experiences structural failure. This phenomenon can be clearly identified as it encompanies dizziness, reduction of hunger, mild to severe headache, escapism, etc. All of these lead to more trouble and finally causes an incremental feedback loop thus propelling further frustration.

b) The Vanquishment Cycle :
Defeat does not come for free. It accompanies frustration. And frustration, again like trouble, never comes with any statutory warning. Frustration often leads to inhibition of thought, the diminution of clarity, increase in fatigue, etc. All of these symptoms and syndromes lead to sserious mental and physical problems which in other words mean trouble. And by the virtue of the Theory of Viscious Cycle, the proposition that trouble will lead to frustration, stands true, which in turn ascertains the truth of the Vanquishment Cycle.

c) The Volatility Cycle :
Volatility stands for the vapourization of agility of the mankind. Frustration leads to decrease in agility, which in turn spells trouble and finally we obtain frustration again. It must be noted that Volatility Cycle is different from Viscious Cycle in many ways and should not be confused for each other at any cost.

d) The Venomous Cycle :
This Cycle is one of the famous discoveries of the early 60s. The female of this species started to grow a consciousness of their own and called upon trouble on the male of this species. (N.B. : This is just a research work and doesn't supply enough conditions to prove that I'm an anti-feminine geek). This leads to trouble and frustration at the same time and any inter conversion between them is fruitless as these two things survive in equilibrium with each other.

Conclusion :
The four Cycles prove the fact that frustration and trouble are interconvertable and one is the other form of the other. It is a hard fact that very few people can master the method of pulling themselves out of any of these cycles. The only way to escape from both of these ill-labled pathogens is to write something like this.... Man! I feel better.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great funda!!!!!i feel eggs are seriously doing u some wrong!!such large amount of eggs...gooshhhh,probably u r planning to start a broiler in ur stomach.be careful ,ur profit may be too harmful for u and u may get the cash only in ur bathroom......